|You fly a lot if...
||You fly too much if...
||You've really overdone it if...
|When asked for an opinion, you can name an airline you like.
||When asked for an opinion, you can list the pros and cons of some airlines
||When asked for an opinion, you produce detailed statistical charts
and analyses, based on your own experiences with the airlines you like.
|You can identify an airline from the cabin crew's costumes.
||You can identify an airline from the cabin crew's faces.
||The airline's cabin crew can identify you from your face.
|You get yourself a new passport when your old one expires.
||You get yourself a new passport when your old one runs out of pages.
||Your government begins to send you passports without you having to
|You consider ordering a larger passport next time.
||You already order the largest passports but find it's not large enough.
||Your government has named a passport size after you.
|You've joined a frequent flyer program.
||You've earned enough points to get a free flight.
||You've earned enough points to get free aeroplane.
|You have your passport ready before you come to filling out immigration
||You no longer have your passport ready, because you have memorized
all the details, including the passport number and expiry date.
||You no longer memorize all the details, because the immigration officials
produce specially printed documents just for you.
|You apply for a visa to a country whose name you can't pronounce.
||You find a visa in your passport for a country whose name you can't
pronounce, but you can't remember going there.
||A country whose name you can't pronounce, and to where you can't remember
going, offers you Permanent Residence on the basis of the total combined length
of your visits.
|You keep a collection of boarding cards.
||Your spouse complains about your collection of boarding cards.
||Your collection of boarding cards is listed in local tourist guides.
|You wonder why aeroplane toilets are so small.
||You've stopped wondering.
||You wonder why normal toilets are so large.
|You know why people don't like airline food.
||You've learned to appreciate airline food.
||You've written to an airline to ask for recipes.
|You tell your friends how much you hate jet-lag
||You tell your friends how to successfully deal with jet-lag
||You tell your friends how much you miss that "comfortable familiar jet-lagged feeling"