| You fly a lot if... |
You fly too much if... |
You've really overdone it if... |
| When asked for an opinion, you can name an airline you like. |
When asked for an opinion, you can list the pros and cons of some airlines
you like. |
When asked for an opinion, you produce detailed statistical charts
and analyses, based on your own experiences with the airlines you like. |
| You can identify an airline from the cabin crew's costumes. |
You can identify an airline from the cabin crew's faces. |
The airline's cabin crew can identify you from your face. |
| You get yourself a new passport when your old one expires. |
You get yourself a new passport when your old one runs out of pages. |
Your government begins to send you passports without you having to
ask. |
| You consider ordering a larger passport next time. |
You already order the largest passports but find it's not large enough. |
Your government has named a passport size after you. |
| You've joined a frequent flyer program. |
You've earned enough points to get a free flight. |
You've earned enough points to get free aeroplane. |
| You have your passport ready before you come to filling out immigration
documents. |
You no longer have your passport ready, because you have memorized
all the details, including the passport number and expiry date. |
You no longer memorize all the details, because the immigration officials
produce specially printed documents just for you. |
| You apply for a visa to a country whose name you can't pronounce. |
You find a visa in your passport for a country whose name you can't
pronounce, but you can't remember going there. |
A country whose name you can't pronounce, and to where you can't remember
going, offers you Permanent Residence on the basis of the total combined length
of your visits. |
| You keep a collection of boarding cards. |
Your spouse complains about your collection of boarding cards. |
Your collection of boarding cards is listed in local tourist guides. |
| You wonder why aeroplane toilets are so small. |
You've stopped wondering. |
You wonder why normal toilets are so large. |
| You know why people don't like airline food. |
You've learned to appreciate airline food. |
You've written to an airline to ask for recipes. |
| You tell your friends how much you hate jet-lag |
You tell your friends how to successfully deal with jet-lag |
You tell your friends how much you miss that "comfortable familiar jet-lagged feeling" |
